March 2012
167 posts
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“This is not something that you just ‘get over’. For the vast majority of people,...”
– Wasted (Marya Hornbacher)
you know those days where you spend most of the day staring at your computer and then realize it and get really depressed?
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“The following day, I attended a workshop about preventing gender violence,...”
– Why I Am A Male Feminist (via aliakbar01)
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum steps in a puddle and his shoe fills with water and his socks are wet all day.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally sets Internet Explorer as his default browser.
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum has spinach in his teeth and no one tells him.
February 2012
236 posts
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“By exaggerating the dangers of abortions, says [Nancy] Keenan [President of...”
– From the article Abortion Showdowns by CQ Researches
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ENGLISH MIDTERM, YOU ARE STUPID AND HOW DO I STUDY...
i feel like all i do is complain about my english class.
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
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i want to shave all my hair off and never think about responsibilities and sleep all day so i never have to face this groggy fuzzy-head feeling and fuck showering and i want to grow a landing strip and i want to wear big fucking heels with sassy fucking dresses and i want to punch people in the face and i’m tired of being labeled as innocent and scream brand new in the car THE QUIET THINGS...
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
you can add bill o’reily to that list.
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staff:
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thank you, tumblr. way overdue.
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letsgetbent:
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YESYESYES !!
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“What is our life? The play of passion.
Our mirth? The music of division:
Our...”
– Sir Walter Raleigh, “What Is Life?”